My mom said if this gets 1,000 notes I can get a Guinea Pig

well this is super disturbing
THIS MAKES ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE
i want to cry
(via burma-bitches)

super-who-mer-lock-woop-de-doo:
that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
- I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
- the photographer must have been like a fangirl
- she would’ve been like
- okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
- now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
- yeah that’s good
- make sure that fly is nice and open
- and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
- yeah
- like that
- but put your arms out now
- okay perfect
- perfect
- perfect
i fixed it for you guys
Oh. My. Chuck.
I JUST LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOVE OVER, LUCIFER IS TAKING THE WHEEL.
I’m not even in this fandom but JFC
Is it weird that I can tell it’s Jensen because of his nipples?
okay that edit.
(via burma-bitches)

Well that escalated quickly…
i’d reblog if i were you
this happened to my sisters cousins husbands moms grandmas brothers wifes cat.
reblogging just in case
(via burma-bitches)
Is it just me or does
Chris Kendall
and Misha Collins
look like brothers
omg they kind of do imagine chris being misha’s little brother<3 i am s c r e a m i n g
(via coolonewordurl)
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
(via burma-bitches)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mobile blogging with 3% battery is a lot like the band playing while the titanic sank
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
- Shanghai, China
- Pisa, Italy
- Longkou, China
- Brisbane, Australia
- University Place, USA
- Salamanca, Spain
- Cambridge, England
- London, England
- Siuntio, Finland
- Edinburg, USA
- Huddersfield, England
- Rendsburg, Germany
- Cardiff, Wales
- Bridgeport,USA
- Groningen, The Netherlands
- Cody, USA
- Antwerp, Belgium
- Greenville, USA
- Great Falls, USA
- Ghent, Belgium
- Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
- St.John's, Canada
- Bourgas,Bulgaria
- Terneuzen, The Netherlands
- Berlin, Germany
- Frankfurt/ Main, Germany
- Brescia, Italy
- Enschede, The Netherlands
- Doetinchem, The Netherlands
- Florence, Italy
- Northampton, England
- Norwich, England
- Bloomington (IL), USA
- Baton Rouge, USA
- Charleston, WV, USA
- Staten Island, NY, USA
- Franklin, TN, USA
- Destin, FL, USA
- Manchester, England
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
(via hiddles-hiddles-hiddles)

A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr
I fixed it
Bless You.
“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
(via immajester)
Wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in America???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
They don’t have a word
What do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
The fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
(via dancingwithnine)
i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
(via theloveofcamelot)











