Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up
this is hell
Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
seriously, grow up please.
if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up
what if it’s not your mom who uses them
(Source: ancestor, via watermai)
i think about killing myself and/or everyone aroud me way too much
You see three items before you:
A wig that can become any colour/style and never frizzes/goes out of place.
A needle/thread that can match any fabric and easily creates seams that never rip (can be used in a machine too).
Contacts that match your prescription if you have one and can become any colour/size that never dry out so you could theoretically leave them in forever.
You can only take one. Which one do you take?
my boyfriend is in school to be a pharmacist
Your boyfriend is ugly
How much for him? 3 potato? Can we negotiate? (I WILL PAY A LOT HE LOOKS LIKE LEO FUCKING VALDEZ HE IS HOT YOU GO ‘MATE) (nice girl)
shoo hes mine also im not a girl